Ahhh yeeeah.  You clicked into this post, didn’t you?

You were curious about these small town marketing doctrines that need to be blown to smithereens, weren’t you?

I can’t wait to write this. I got those three things. And boy oh boy, this will help squelch some closely-held beliefs

AND when this gets out to the masses, I hope it’ll save a ton of time with a ton of people!  Because that’s always the real bummer with “myths” and “false doctrines” … is they are completely responsible for “stealing precious time.”

We’re about to take care of that.  Come back.